A guy at a bar shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a Liberal joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "before you tell that joke, you should know, o...ur bartender is a Liberal, the bouncer is a Liberal. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy next to me is 6' 2", 225 lb. rugby player. Fella to your right is 6' 5", 300 lb wrestler. Each one of us IS a Liberal. Think about it. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The guy says,"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times !